Joe Rogan Finds His Car Defecated On At LAX

Joe Rogan arrived at LAX to find his car had been defecated on and he’s very angry. 

The comedian and podcast host went on holiday for the summer to Europe, but when he returned to LAX and got to his vehicle, he found his sunroof was covered in cat “s*** and p***”.

He wrote on Instagram, accompanied by a horrid photograph, “I parked my truck for 11 days at LAX and cats decided to shit and piss ALL over the sunroof. This is what was left after I drove 35 miles home. There was WAY more when I got into the car. Luckily it’s hot out so the shit was dry and hard, but fuck is it disgusting.

When I got in the car I was confused because it looked like someone poured a drink all over the windshield. We stopped at the exit and realized the entire top of the truck was covered with shit and piss. Be careful if you’re parking in terminal 4. These fucking cats ain’t playing.”

 

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I parked my truck for 11 days at LAX and cats decided to shit and piss ALL over the sunroof. This is what was left after I drove 35 miles home. There was WAY more when I got into the car. Luckily it’s hot out so the shit was dry and hard, but fuck is it disgusting. When I got in the car I was confused because it looked like someone poured a drink all over the windshield. We stopped at the exit and realized the entire top of the truck was covered with shit and piss. Be careful if you’re parking in terminal 4. These fucking cats ain’t playing.

A post shared by Joe Rogan (@joerogan) on Jul 24, 2019 at 12:11am PDT

The moral of the story is, don’t mark in terminal 4… and Joe’s warning is don’t mess with the cats, because they “ain’t playing.”

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